Duh DAAAAAAA

Never have I hated a teenager as much as I do Rachel Brennan, I mean Christina Ricci came close enough when she got the ghoul in Casper, but no, Rachel takes the biscuit.

Reasons? Oh, I'll give you reasons

Her Billy Barry demeanour - The most kickable face in the world. Scrunched, caring and thoroughly fucking sickening. Her voice - okay SERIOUSLY beure - pick an accent - skanger or D4. Do NOT go between them - you are NOT Charlie, and don't think your ever going to replace him in all his beaver moistening splendour.

EVER

Her fucking love of people/the planet - look your a teenager, you are meant to be sharing fags between 8 people and getting fingered by lanky, spotty lads in lanes, you are not meant to be up all night making Christmas fucking baubles for dead beures.You are meant to hold grudges for endless amounts of time, you are not meant to be a benevolent beacon of righteousness.

Stop being a self righteous little prick and act like a teenager. 

You little cunt.......

Speaking of benevolent beacons of righteousness - remember when Barry killed Sarah and Paul and Niamh found it in their hearts to reach out and forgive him - to be his hope in bad times? They showed such strength of character to be able to see through the crime, and really see the man.

BUT SHOPLIFTING - OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO YOU DIDN"T

Clearly, there is no crime more heinous, no deceit more unforgivable, no evil more complete than a shoplifter. Oh Orla - you evil bastard, I mean if you had KILLED some one - we'd all understand, but this. FOR SHAME

And it's not just the droolsome twosome leaving 5 fingered discount Orla to wallow in her self made bed of LIES - this one os losing friends left right and centre.

Clearly shopfliting is to crime as cunt is to the English language............